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- kona0
hello and welcome. i'd say your name but i kinda forgot it from the page before. no matter. you're my new best friend. call me every five minutes. i'm kona. as you've heard i like to work out. i also like sleeping. and crying. and sleep crying. and crying while i pretend to be asleep and many more variations of the two. what else. oh yeah, my pythons, "crocket" and "tubs". watch out for them. calles looks like a chick, but he's a dude, don't let his beautiful black flowing hair and feminine features fool you like it did me. the last thing you want to do is to be sending him nude picture of "you" (really of osfa that he sent to me) at 2am on a friday night. and welcome. sit back. relax. look over there *steals wallet* and enjoy.
*runs off to vegan stripper bar
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