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I feel for you. On the rare occasion they are good, account handlers are a god-send. Twelve times out of ten however they are people who had no focussed idea of what they wanted to be when they grew up and then someone offered them the chance to become 'an account handler'. From there on, they feel they have found their purpose and they just bumble through life with that badge on, getting through each situation as best they can ... for themselves.
I once worked at a company where they took on an account handler who had a face just like a pair of rosy buttocks. Literally. Her face was a big round bottom. She was hopeless too. Just a big round bottom on a neck serving no purpose whatsoever. God, I hope she doesn't read QBN.
She came to symbolise the account handler breed for me in terms of the menagerie of my mind, where all human sub-species are classified.