recession on us?

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• Studiospooky0

  Dear Monkeyshine,
  That's 'marketing'. It probably went something like this...

  A foreboding Monday morning Deanna!, well, the recession is almost here so I thought I'd write and panic you a little by suggesting that you'd better make damn sure you're secure before it hits full force. We at [insert company name here] Incorporated are working hard to minimse the tragedy for you, our valued client. And exclusively for you as one of our very bst clients, we would like to offer you, for less than 95% of the original market value, this vacuum sealed hygiene bag containing a catalogue of our overpriced desirable products, a voucher for 10% off your next telephone conversation with us, and this charming little pencil top shaped like Marge Simpson's hair. All for hunded fiffy dollar. Remember, the recession is coming, and this one is a bitch.

  Yours Sincerely,
  A Random
  Marketing Minion
  

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  • "Dear Monkeyshine"
    pricelessDrno
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  • I like this n00b.Jaline
  • Dear Stuiospooky,
    You're absolutely psykik.monkeyshine
  • I knew you would say that Monkeyshine.Studiospooky

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