off the wagon

Out of context: Reply #25

  • Started
  • Last post
  • 41 Responses
  • TheBlueOne0

    I remember talking to some vegan nazi on some kinda whacked out macro biotic diet or some shit. I couldn't understand half the shit he was babbling but he did say "You know lemons and pure maple syrup are all the body needs..."

    And I had to stop him there and ask him "So, those two things are good for the human body?"

    "Oh yeah, they're great. It's what the body is designed to process.."

    "So where in human kinds evolutionary environment was there a maple tree growing next to a lemon tree exactly?"

    Stupid vegan just stared at me. I blew his mind there with my dropped logic.

    Then I asked him if he wanted some bacon...

    TheBlueOne 0Permalink
    UpvoteDownvote
    Flag
    • Yeah. Vegans dress like shit, too.AndyRoss
    • in a gadda da vida that was no apple tree but a lemon tree, ffs
      ask Roger Plant      capsize
    Show [[ numHiddenNotes ]] more notesAdd Note
    SaveCancel

View thread