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'Twas the week before Christmas, when all through QBN
Not a fight had broken out in the PVN;
Site crits were being posted, some here and some there,
In hopes that young Fouty would soon re-appear;
The regulars were logged in, starting new threads,
While visions of jaline danced in their heads;
And dobs in his addidas, and I in my von-dutch cap,
Had just geared up for another little spat,
When in one of the threads there arose such a clatter,
I clicked on the link to see what was the matter.
Maximize the window I clicked like a flash,
Tore off my sleeves and stroked my soul patch.
The thread was growing intensely, I could hardly keep up
Someone post a synopsis cause seriously, WHAT the fuck,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But vulgarity, and screaming and shouting of QUEER,
Clicking on the mp3s, my ears started hurtin',
I knew in a moment it must be Bell Perkin.
More rabid than chinchillas his curses they came,
And he howled, and shouted, and called him by name;
"Now, cock-sucker! now, ass-hole! he swore like a trucker!
I'll come over there and kill you, you stupid mother fucker!
At the top of his lungs! he left messages galore!
Now call me back mother fucker your mommas a whore!"
I clicked on them all and had tears in my eye,
Thanks to the forever filter, Bill Perkins will never die,
So to the next thread with glee I flew,
Will it be religion, politics or design, //the last one would be new.
And then, with a click yet another you tube spoof,
This time it's "Don't tase me bro"... what a fucking goof.
As I clicked with my finger, there must be SOMETHING good found,
Like a blessing from God came Jevad with 80s rock sound.
Wham, Divo and Whitesnake, so many were there!
Fuckin A this brings back memories of times when I had more hair;
Downloading the tracks I burned them to CD,
Playing them through my headphones, God I hope no one around hears me.
HEY A NEW MEMBER, oh nevermind it's JazX!
Is he still with his Polish girlfriend, are they still having sex!
I'm bored this is slow, a flavorful roast is in order,
Oh look heres a thread about Mexicans crossing the border;
Mac vs. Pc, who will win this battle,
Lets start the millionth thread on it, surely this time we will settle;
I laughed at the post by grunttt, good LORD he is funny.
A wolf print showed up in the mail, EMOKID... THANKS BUDDY!
Since 2002, I've used NT/QBN to help pass the time;
I've pretty much bogarted hobo and fart jokes, so don't try it, those are all mine,
Biofreak, Transfatty, exador, the good old days of Newstoday;
New friends like flavorful, Jaline, concrete, barb, design naked, skt, kelpie, canuck, tbo, mg33, v4, mrd, mrseaves, jk, studder, harlequino, gruntt, kerus, morilla, spendogg, dublao7, point5, jox, complexfruit, sputnik, osfa, good lord too many too name,
(I just copied everyone from my emial list so don't feel bad if you ain't up there)
I could go on forever, all the friends that I've made,
It's been fun watching you all grow old hearing about you getting laid,
So I'll give you all a nod, a wink and a good cheer;
If this gets any gayer the end of it I'll never hear,
So to that I'll end this and say thanks for the year.
One last thing before I'm out of sight,
"Merry F*cking Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"
- Damn, hahaha - you pull an allnighter on that Konaradar
- nah, wrote it down on the cell phone this morning on the way to work. my eyes are cashed right now.k0na_an0k
- ps. add yourself to that list! haha.k0na_an0k
- yeah my blood will be on your hands, if I commit suicide this holiday season becuse no one loves me!radar