The Insult Thread
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- Jaline0
First off, I'd like to apologize for the language used in my postings.
Modified from "Curb Your Enthusiasm":
"[I'm going to] Open [up your asshole], step in, spraypaint "Larry was here", leave garbage, Snickers - eat Snickers, leave garbage, spit, get out, open it up again, step out of [your] asshole, don't close it so [that you know I've] been there. That's how you handle people."
From films:
”Will someone please catch a goddamn ball? It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to fuck a doorknob out there!”
“Shut that cunt’s mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!”
“All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little whiny bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then all you motherfuckers are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob.”
“You cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor flushing, low life, snake licking, dirt eating, inbred, over-stuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fatass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spineless, worm-headed sack of monkey shit!”
“Look up idiot in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?”
“A picture of me?”
“No! The definition of the word ‘idiot’, which you fucking are!”“I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed, animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”
“Did your parents have any children that lived?”
- whoa...madirish
- wow. that was insulting.Gucci
- Haha, they are all so good! I watched JSB-Strike Back on cable the other day ... it was even funnier with everything glossed over,h haah.********
- ... glossed over. They had to just abruptly end scenes, and they didn't even try and dub Jay's parts.********
- Dubbing is hilarious. I remember for The Matrix they made Trinity say "shucks" instead of "shit".Jaline