Shitty Week
Shitty Week
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- paraselene0
i woke up hungover, having eaten a tesco's chicken balti in bed last night, attempted to open a bottle of bulgarian rose attar and doused myself in it, attracting lots of wrinkled noses on the tube. i then ate fucking pavement on carnaby street after slipping on some wet metal grate or something stupid and looked like a twit. i then arrived at work and was about to congratulate myself on not putting a ladder in my stockings in the spill, only to be told by a colleague that there was a massive hole in the back of them anyway! now i've been roped into the ropiest playboy project ever and i just want it to GO AWAY with it's super shitty ATL and LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
- in other news, 15th for that party, book your train :Dkelpie
- every post I see from para lately starts with "I woke up hungover"neue75_bold
- lately???paraselene
- don't do it ellie. glasgow is a horrible horrible place. and what party?********
- you can't stop me, dad! i love him!paraselene
- nice to see who your friends really are...neue75_bold
- a party you aren't invited to skt. ha.kelpie
- booked! snuggles is that a dig that i didn't make your party in the dam? huh? you got beef, son?paraselene
- see if I make time to do the invite and come to your next wedding... it's cool, I know you always liked 'him' better..neue75_bold
- shhh with the 'him' in inverted commas there, i think kelpie still wants his irl mates to think he's a man...paraselene
- you mean not only am i not invited to this, but snuggle also had a party and didn't tell me? oh noes, my popularity is slipping.********
- ...in decline.********
- god knows I've tried so hardkelpie
- pffft.********
- biggest note ever?Jaline
- not yetkelpie
- its not my party btw, a friends birthday which happens to coincide with para's holskelpie
- you could come too if you got over your fear of intimidating glasgow, ye jessie.kelpie
- assglow, as we say...neue75_bold
- I hope nobody chokes on their own vomit...neue75_bold
- nah, busy that weekend anyway. must do a trip to glasgow soon though. must be 3 years since i've been through.********
- dunno... it's underrated.paraselene
- too long mate, too long. its changed, the streets are paved with gold nowkelpie
- not pish and vomit then.********
- choking on one's own vom, i mean...paraselene
- grn!paraselene
- ok, gold and pish and vomit. just gold and vomit in the merchant city thoughkelpie
- pish is frowned uponkelpie
- too much noting...paraselene
- its just like old NT for old addictskelpie
- think we could get one up to 100?kelpie
- 32madirish
- note to QBN, make it so you can jump backwards, so you don't have to click 30+ times..neue75_bold
- what did I miss?********
- noting..neue75_bold