Party Girl!

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    fuck her, take the coke, don't pay, sell the story, tell your mates down the pub. i mean, your already working for the news of the world, its not like you haven't already sold your soul.

    • *smokes pipe, strokes beartkelpie
    • (beart is Scotish for beard)Concrete
    • or muffkelpie
    • muff is scottish for quim.
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    • quim is old for fannykelpie
    • fanny is american for arsekelpie
    • arse is 16K a night.kelpie
    • only an extra 6k for one up the shitter? bargain.
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    • I know, I couldn't believe my ears.
      *looking for a bank machine
      kelpie
    • (bank machine is Scottish for job)Concrete
    • shut it or we'll tell your wife you've been reading this thread.kelpie
    • She actively encourages me to covet 10K hookers and other things well out of my reach.
      Its humbling, apparently?
      Concrete
    • nice one, does she bring it up while she's whipping you with the rubber inner tube?kelpie
    • No, but thanks for the suggestion.

      ;)
      Concrete

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