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If you follow the detachment instructions in your Penis User Guide, you'll probably find a serial number at the base - just an FYI - you can use this to find out what brand you have (also whether it's still under guarantee).
If you don't have access to your Penis User Guide - DON'T try and 'just lever the thing off' with a rusty Philips - not only will it scratch the rim and invalidate the warranty, you might also shunt too far and breach the taint. Bodging that back up again is a real .. excuse the pun.. pain in the arse, let me tell you.
No, no - hold on - let skt tell you - he lost his Penis User Guide, broke his old penis AND breached his taint months ago. He's been scrambling around, peeing sitting down ever since.