favorite sex position?

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    candy cane??
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    (Oct 5 07, 10:05)

    Ahem ... it’s when your baby maker is about to vomit you take it out of her mouth ... punch her in the face and then while laughing like Frank Gorshin’s Riddler you bust on her face, and as the blood comes out of her nose use your wayward anaconda to swirl the blood and babies around like a candy cane swirl on her face.

    Not so much of a position, as a way of life, as the next step in the process is to steal her purse and leave.

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