Noisy Neighbours Rant

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  • DaveO0

    My flatmates can be noisy sometimes but I've never had anythng like the type of shit you guys have. Listen to this some by Brommhead's Jacket before y ou go round:

    I'm not one, to cause a scene.
    But, I'm telling you know;
    It's 5 past 3,
    I must be up and out the door at 5 past 8,
    You better hope that you don't make me late,
    Because that's only a few hours away,
    & Your Queen complimation, Still persists to play,
    'Cause I've nothing against Freddy Mercury,
    But, Do you have to play his whole discography?

    'Casue I like a party, Just as much as the next one
    But I think about my neighbours,
    Especially on a week night,
    But, I've considered what I could do to you,
    To release my frustration for the physically ###### [Word?!]
    You take a base ball bat,
    & Then smash up your Mazda,
    Put a brick through your window,
    Stand there & Laugh at ya,
    I plan these things, Maticulously in my head,
    Maybe I'd hire a hitman, So you'd wind up DEAD.

    Cause I don't know what your fucking problem is,
    It's as if you're in your own world, and only you exist,
    Now my worlds starting to revolve around yours,
    & I ain't got much love, for your boys next door.
    Cause, I thought that I might've been unreasonable,
    A party-pooper that's just grown old, too soon.
    Looking at the clock; It's a quarter past 4.
    I've had it with you twats, from nextdoor.

    Take a few of my mates, Give you a good talking to,
    Push you about a bit, & scare the shit out of you,
    But, I forget this ain't Chicago & I'm not Capone,
    We're just 2 civalised people, In a 2 bed home,

    Cause I don't know what your fucking problem is,
    It's as if you're in your own world, and only you exist,
    Now my worlds starting to revolve around yours,
    & I ain't got much love, for your boys next door.
    Cause, I thought that I might've been unreasonable,
    A party-pooper that's just grown old, too soon.
    Looking at the clock; It's a quarter past 4.
    I've had it with you twats, from nextdoor.

    Pipe down, Oh you better Pipe down.
    [Shh!]
    Pipe down, Oh you better Pipe down.

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