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Glad you guys like. That job was crazy man, the stuff we got away with...
We had to do all sorts of things there, and one of them was stocking the dairy section. Multiple times we would do one of the following:
1) Put out eggs and break every single one in a carton with our thumbnails.
2) Put out eggs and crack the yoke into the egg containers, and throw away the shells so people opened them up to just find yellow yokes.
3) Crack the eggs into the trash and just put the empty shells in there.
We'd be lucky enough to see people's reactions to finding that "lucky" carton, it was hilarious.
I CANNOT BELIEVE WE NEVER GOT CAUGHT, TALKED TO, ANYTHING FOR THAT BECAUSE WE DID IT ALL THE TIME.
The one thing we never did but always wanted to was to take home a carton of eggs and hardboil all dozen eggs, then put that dozen back out on the shelf. We figured that if someone took home hardboiled eggs, we'd sure as shit be hung by our manager because that customer would for sure come storming back down there.
LMAO - and we also wanted to fill an entire carton with chocolate Cadburry eggs at Easter!