Man Vs Wild
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- harlequino0
if i would be the camera guy i would be like "dude.... elephant turd water.... your nasty"
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(Aug 15 07, 13:35)Immediately following that shoot:
Bear: Cut! Aw fuckin' ell, that disgusting. Gimme a swig of your Vitamin Water.
Camera Guy: What?
Bear: Your Vitamin Water, gimme a swig, so I can wash the elephant shite taste out of my mouth.
Camera Guy: (eyes Bear's turd stained lips, and then eyes the brim of his bottle) Um...how about I pour some in a cup for you?
Bear: Rubbish, hand it over! What flavor is that?
Camera Guy: Formula 50
Bear: Brilliant! That's 50 Cent's flavor. Hand it over mate.
Camera Guy: Um, Bear, y'know...I'm just not comfort...
Bear: Oh what you can drink a gangsta flavor of Vitamin Water, but you can't BE a gangsta and share with a brotha gangsta?!
Camera Guy: What? What does that even mean?
Bear: Oh god, look up in the sky!
*He looks up, giving Bear the split second he needs to slash the camera man's throat, skin him, wear the pelt as a suit, and finish the Formula 50 Vitamin Water.