2advanced
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- cinder0
Yeah, I'm sure that 2Advanced, reknown for making cheesy chintzy blinky 1999 'the future is NOW' firm had nothing to do with the whole sci-fi cheesy chintzy blinky concept.
checklist?
navigation with small bold leading-zero numbers attached and single or double pixel line dividers?
CHECK!Cheesy loosely-techno trash-hall dance music dsoundtrack?
CHECK!Ridiculous non-sensical copywriting? (Emotional Networking, Galactic Positioning System, Diesel A.I.® V.5)
CHECK!Overwrought longish twitchy transition animations using copious amounts of pseudo- holographics?
CHECK!Tiny unreadable type?
CHECK!Giant wallpapers?
CHECK!Site hierarchy making it extremely inefficient to actually do what you came there to do? (look at sunglasses)
CHECK!Completely confusing concept that obscure the actual information a user would want?
CHECK!
(What is this crap about holographic entertainment network linkup crap? People are supposed to possibly think these glasses do something other than block UV rays!?)I'm sorry 2A.
I'm really sorry.Drop some e, hug each other, and do some pushups before going to that rave.