Kona: Knock Knock

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  • Nairn0

    Knock, Knock

    Who's there?

    Kona

    Kona who?

    ..

    Hello?

    ..

    Are you still out there?

    MEAT.

    Sorry?

    KONA NEED MEAT.

    Well, I'm sorry, but you'll not find any here

    FEED KONA MEAT.

    Look, could you just go away?

    MEAT! KONA WANTS MEAT, KONA GETS MEAT. GIVE KONA MEAT. MEATNOW!

    I'll call the poli..
    *CRASH*
    ..what on Earth?! Get out! Ge..

    MEEEEEEAAAAATTTT

    *grawl, maul, chew, prise, rip, chew, tweak, yank, chew*

    MMMMM, KONA HAPPY NOW.
    MEAT GOOD.

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