Missing Leg

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    Livingstone: There's a lot of it about, probably a virus, keep
    warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or
    anything try and favour the other leg.

    Perkins: Oh right ho.

    Livingstone: Be as right as rain in a couple of days.

    Perkins: Thanks for the reassurance, doc.

    Livingstone: Not at all, that's what I'm here for. Any other
    problems I can reassure you about?

    Perkins: No I'm fine.

    Livingstone: Jolly good. Well, must be off.

    Perkins: So it'll just grow back then, will it?

    Livingstone: Er... I think I'd better come clean with you about
    this... it's... um it's not a virus, I'm afraid. You see, a
    virus is what we doctors call very very small. So small it
    could not possibly have made off with a whole leg. What we're
    looking for here is I think, and this is no more than an
    educated guess, I'd like to make that clear, is some
    multi-cellular life form with stripes, huge razor-sharp teeth,
    about eleven foot long and of the genu *felis horribilis*.
    What we doctors, in fact, call a tiger.

    All in tent: A tiger...!!

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