Paging Dr Zaius

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    Chimpanzee 1: Help! The human's about to escape.

    Troy: Get your paws off me, you dirty ape!

    Chimpanzee 2: (gasp) He can talk!

    Orangutans: He can talk! He can talk! He can talk!
    He can talk! He can talk! He can talk!
    Troy: And I can siiiiiiiiiiing!

    Chimp Nurse: Oooh! Help me, Dr. Zaius!

    Orangutans: Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
    Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
    Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
    O, Dr. Zaius!

    Orangutan 1: Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!

    Troy: What's wrong with me?

    Dr. Zaius: I think you're crazy.

    Troy: I want a second opinion.

    Dr. Zaius: You're also lazy
    . Orangutans: Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
    Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
    Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
    O, Dr. Zaius!
    Orangutan 1: Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!

    Troy: Can I play the piano any more?
    Dr. Zaius: Of course you can!
    Troy: Well I couldn't before.
    (plays piano)

    Orangutans: Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
    Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
    Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!

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