Reasons for Sex
Reasons for Sex
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A few of my reasons:
1.) To piss off a friend who continues to talk about wanting to have sex with a girl and never doing it. So I decide as a joke to do it, and then tell them. And if for some reason I don't tell them, when they tell me I get to say, "HOW'D MY DICK TASTE?!"
2.) To make a friend laugh if they are sleeping in the room, or hanging out nearby. Where I make the girl scream their name while I am having sex with them while trying to hold in my laughter the entire time picturing their face hearing this.
3.) Because I am a man of science and believe in casual relationships and mathematical equations to explain the universe.