Disturbing
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- harlequino0
One night, in the clubhouse...
"Guys! I got it! I know how we can finally have sex with a hot chick!"
"*GASP* Tell us! Tell us, dammit!"
"All we have to do is wait until one of them dies, dig her up, and bang! Our own human fuck doll. Think about it. Everyone dies right? Sometimes they're hot. They have to be. And yes, I know this is Wisconsin and all. Hot chicks aren't growing on trees. But it's not like we're looking for lowland goorillas or something."
"Well, I guess it could work."
"I promise you. We'll comb the obituaries every day, and I guarantee we'll have a stone cold (laughter) piece of ass inside a week. Afterall, the high school graduated last month. There's drunk parties everywhere."
"Nicholas, I don't say this often. And your Mackenzie Phillips/Trent Reznor haircut pisses me off to no end. But this might be genius."
"Let's see some spirit. Everyone put their hand in the circle. Now...together!"
"Goooooo, Dragon Force!"