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    If I smoked cigs I guess I wouldn't mind. But yeah, seeing a hot chick light up kinda sucks. Just equate it to the drink minimum rule. You know, how many drinks will you need before you could bring yourself be OK with her ... Get your beer Goggles on!

    i.e. you don't like:
    • blondes
    that's 2 Heinekens
    • girls that can't dance
    that's 4 shots of Jager
    • girls that weigh more than you
    at least a fifth of bourbon
    • girls that smoke
    that's 2 Jager Bombs, shot of Sambuca and a mojito (this will help mask that smoky tobacco taste)

    so next time you see a quality you don't like in a chick, drop a "She's a 6 pack and a Jager"

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