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WTF - So I go to get the phone # for a 7 AM conference call tomorrow morning with some people in india and on my way down the back stairs, run into some crazy possum. ok mr. possum, you win this one, Head to the front stairs... get the number, figure mr. possum is gone, nope he thinks hes invisible, frozen still, looks like he was mid step going down, but figures hes just going to sit there and stare. OK, he wins round 2 also.... head to front stairs again. get to my door and I'm catapulted into a scene from the great outdoors staring john candy. Some crazy bat is dive bombing me, I duck, he flys by, go to open my door, he come around for a 2nd attack.
*Thinking, crap don't open the door he'll fly in, that would totally suck.
Shit Dracula don't bite me! Duck again... thinking I can make a break for it, nope he does a quick 180 and hes coming at me again. I seriously hit the floor, belly down. I stay down until I see him go high into the rafters, reach for the door handle... here's my chance, got the door open, crap here he comes, I'm still on the floor, do I go for it... no, to risky, slam the door, staying low... he heads back to the rafters. I get up quick, risk it all, I twist the handle, open the door, jump in and slam the door... whew! I'm in...