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Are we talking about jokes here Jaline? Or the people mover thing, haha?
I actually made up this shitty dance move where I act like I get on a segue and start moving it around while trying to move by barely moving my feet and just kind of sliding ... and then it goes haywire.
Running backwards into people into walls and I go, "I CAN'T STOP THIS THING!!!! PLEASE HELP!!!"
That is my segue into conversations with girls at bars and parties, haha.
That and this other dance step I created ... well ... I did not really create it.
Remember the little tea cup?
You innocently go, "I'm a little tea cup, short and stout, hear is my handle (make handle), here is my spout (make spout) .... * pause * ... then hump violently at them while yelling "NOW GIVE ME SUGAR! GIVE ME SUGAR!"
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I am going to get back to work now...