BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!!!
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One of my all time favourtie movies, JAWS! has 100's of the best quotes ever written, some exampes:
We're gonna need a bigger boat
Smile you son-of-a bitch!
...we need summer dollars!
What are ya, some kind of half-ass astronaut?
here's to swimming with bow-legged women
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
we need a bigger boat!
This wasn't a boat accident!
I'm familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and bites you in the ass.
What you got here? A portable shower or a monkey cage?
Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down to the pond and chasing bluegills and tommycocks. This shark, swallow you whole. No shakin', no tenderizin', down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.
When we get them silly bastards down in that rock pile, it'll be some fun, they'll wish their fathers had never met their mothers.
"Slow ahead." I can go slow ahead. Come on down here and chum some of this shit.