Atheists vs Christians

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  • TheBlueOne0

    Is there the internet in heaven? If so, does the Devil and god like chat?

    Devil: What's up loser?
    God: LOL so not funny.
    Devil: Jealous? Getting any ass this weekend?
    God: Who do you think invented ass moron
    Devil: Haha. Look whose getting testy. What are you going to do? Send me to hell? Smite me with your wrath? Haha,
    JesusH: What's up guys?
    Devil: Oh great, the NoOb...
    God: Are you on the internet again Jesus? Man, I thought I had the blocking software enabled.
    Devil: What's up NoOb..
    Jesus: Not much. Chillin with the homies.
    Devil: Who Gabriel? Micheal? Who?
    Jesus: Gabriel. Why would I want to hang with Michael.
    Devil: Oh yeah..it's because of that thing with the..
    Jesus: Yeah..dude don't remind me.
    God: Jesus, log off now!!
    Devil: Haha...

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