NJ Terror

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  • k0na_an0k0

    scene: six men driving up to front gate in mini van

    all six: LALALALALALALA IN THE NAME OF ALLAH. ALLAH IS GOOD. ALLAH IS GREAT.

    driver: GUYS BE COOL BE COOL....
    (pulls up to gate)

    guard: IDs please.

    driver: Yes hello, good day to you sir, we have them right here...
    (goes to pull out AK from between legs, but the butt of the rifle gets caught in the steering wheel. the passenger goes to pull out his RPG but it's too long and hits the roof of the car. The two in the far back go to pull out their weapons and hit each other on in the face with their elbows and get into a slapping match to see who will shoot first)

    guard: FILL EM SO FULL OF LEAD THEY'LL USE THEIR DICKS FOR PENCILS.

    *blam blam blam blam

    Worst. Terrorists. Ever.

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