food to get laid

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  • FrdmOfSpch0

    listen buddy, don't make her feel "all special" by cooking something elaborate for her.

    that's the worth thing to communicate.

    you know what it communicates to a girl? "i haven't been laid in aaages and this is really important for me!!"

    Dont think she wont pick up on the subtext, cos its fucking obvious.

    A real man, a fuck wrothy guy - SEX IS A GIVEN

    Act like sex is a given - alll the rest, you guys spending time together is YOU GUYS SPENDING TIME TOGETHER. An not some charade to lead up to something.

    okay, so, i guess you've already told her you're cooking for her. Now you need to turn this aronud so as not to make her feel like some kind of princess, and her fucking you is gonna be some HUGE DEAL TO YOU.

    Do this, pick somehitng, elaborate if it has to be.

    Invite her over early.

    Then TAKE HER SHOPPING WIHT YOU.

    The entire time, lead the interaction, convey you know exactly what yhou want, and she's in for a ride in YOUR world.

    Then get her to actually help cook.

    This is far better in terms of geting you two bonded over an actual activity and doesn't put her on a pedestal.

    Then you can eat together, because SEX IS A GIVEN.

    Act like it.

    You know i've actually done this, cooked with chick and then said "no, this isn't for us, i'm taking this to a friends house tomorrow for a dinner party..."

    Then proceeded to order pizza, and fucking.

    This is gold advice man. Dont take it literal, but just take from it something that puts you in a different headspace.

    g'luck.

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