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Haha Jaline, speaking of kids, I put girls thru "tests", where I see exactly how far I can push them to the edge to see how they will react.
I do this usually early, as ... well why waste time I say.
This one girl asked if I wanted to do something one nite, and I said I would love to, but I was going to stay in and watch my kids with my mom.
There was some silence.
So I informed her, I have two kids, Antonio and Lucciano, and that they were in fact twins.
She (with brownie points in tact) went they must be so cute, blah, blah, blah, and I went yea but they do not look a like but they each have their qualities.
So she then said that that meant they were not fraternal or whatever.
To which I retorted, Well no shit they are from two different mothers.
I am almost in tears holding in my laughter on the phone picturing her facial expression.
And she takes it in stride, and goes well that is different, I hope they grow up to be best friends and I can’t wait to meet them.
At this point, now I am looking in the phone in shock and quickly kind of finish the conversation as I think I know what is happening.
She is calling my bluff.
So I quickly got in contact with most of our mutual friends on AIM and let them know the information they needed to provide when she would undoubtedly ask.
This works like a charm, and everyone is loving the joke.
Until someone spilled the beans a few days later, hahah.
She had been talking to someone who didn’t have AIM at school about how it was so weird that I had two kids to which he laughed and debunked that theory.
She was pissed, but appreciated the joke (and probably was relieved).
It took her 4 years to get me back, haha.
But I knew after she passed that test, that she was someone I could be friends with for awhile, haha.