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    Right, now back to listing people that pushed us down on the playground.
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    (Apr 25 07, 11:36)

    In 5th grade we broke one of our lunch lady’s hips when we she got in the way of a feverish game of Jer-Ball.

    I say we, but my friend Tony at the time was already over 200 pounds and built like a mack truck (now drives them oddly enough), so it was more than likely his flying body that did it.

    I don’t even remember the fear which must have been on her face when she realized that 20 kids were coming after her like rabid dogs (as Jer-Ball was basically a mashup game of every sport imaginable with "Smeer-the-queer" being the underlying tone) because I was so hell bent on killing my friends by tackling them on concrete.

    Hahah, they never banned the game despite concussions, stitches, broken bones, and the like happening quite routinely.

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