another shooting

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    i was at work, selling lube and dildos when a very dark skinned american, possibly from africa, decided to see if i liked the taste of his shotgun (i didn't mind it)

    i gave him the stores money which was like $380 cash & change as well as a bunch of videos and toys to make him forget to ask me for my money (it worked)

    i did such a good job of getting him to take shit, his misdemeanor charge was elevated to felony because the total loss exceeded $500

    go me!
    fuck him :)

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