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I actually went out and bought a huge wig and cut a hole in the middle and make my woman wear that around her area while we have sex.
I mean, I like women to look like they have Ben Wallace in a head lock ya know.
(Ben Wallace for reference)
It's like leaving your front yard to grow a whole season without mowing it. I love that shit. The neighbors start to complain. You might get a foul oder coming from it cause you can see that drivers by have been throwing out their half eaten burritos and such into the lawn. It's great. Cause then at the end of the season when you do cut it you find all sorts of goodies that have been lying around in it for months. It's like a mini-birthday with all the presents you get.
Fuck anybody who's into maintenance. Scheduled maintenance of my car, house, fingernails, hair, pubes... FUCK IT. I'm all for all natural like a caveman.
Now gimmie my fuckin BBQRIB and Wooden Club and hear me roar.
It was very hard typing that w/out puking in my mouth a bit.