who likes italian sports cars?

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  • Crouwel0

    i was thirteen when a 50-someting man in a purple Ferrari convertible stopped and invited me for a ride in what he called "his shiny purple adventure ride", so i did and all i remember is that i woke up in a remote industrial area between shrubs with a bottle of vodka next to me, and a bloody sore anus.

    it took a while before i finally understood the real meaning of his shiny purple adventure ride.

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