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  • k0na_an0k0

    Snails!?!

    That reminds me CALLES. (hey that rhymes)

    One day this guy is sitting in his living room watching TV when the doorbell rings. He gets up and answers the door and there is no one there. Just as he's about to turn and go back inside he sees a snail at the doorstep.

    He pauses for a moment then reaches down, picks up the snail and throws it across the street into the neighbors yard.

    2 years later the doorbell rings while he's sitting in the living room watching TV. He gets up and opens the door and the snail goes 'WHAT THE FUCK WAS UP WITH THAT!?!'

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