Oscars
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9:00 p.m. : The entire auditorium, and the living room in which we're devouring pretzels, melts at the sight of Abigail Breslin and Jaden Smith presenting an award together. A million biological clocks start ticking in fast-forward. They're giving out the prize for Best Animated Short, ushering in the part of the evening where we have no idea what should win, or will win. If there's anything with Nazis, that will win — the Academy loves it some Nazis — or maybe The Little Matchgirl will take it, since young people die in that one and it looks hugely depressing. But then, up comes No Time for Nuts, and if that wins, it's a crime — there is ALWAYS time for nuts, people. Don't send the wrong message. Think of the children.
9:01 p.m. : Jaden Smith reads the wrong line off the TelePrompTer and shrugs it off with the kind of charisma that makes it clear Will Smith is absolutely responsible for half his DNA. Our wombs ping again. The winner, though, is The Danish Poet, which ... we're sure it's very good, and at least it's not the one with the anti-nut title.
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from the girls at http://www.gofugyourself.comHeh, the two kids WERE cute.