What is Love?

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  • PonyBoy0

    i had yummy sex w/myself today... twice.

    I have so much sex w/myself that I should get a spousal tax break for my right arm.

    My right hand has had two abortions... my left hand - one... but it wasn't cuz we didn't want the baby... we just feared for Lefty's health... she's got a bad heart.

    I ♥ self-deprecation and self gratification.

    *huffs on a chilled glass totem of smoke-filled gloriousness

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