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- Blofeldt0
A young lady is queuing at the checkout of a super market.
The young man is behind her peers into her trolley and spies,
1 packet of biscuits
1 Indian meal for one
1 tin of sardines
1 personal portion of flavoured noodles
1 set of ladies razors (pink)
1 toilet roll
1 small box of tea bags
1 pack of yoghurts (low fat)
1 Chinese meal for one
1 TV guide
A small tube of toothpaste
A single packet of bacon
six Pot pastas (slimmers)and
One pint of milk.
In his basket he has
Six cans of Stella and
12 Wagon WheelsSmiling he says to the young woman
"single?""Why yes." she answers coyly
"How could you tell?"He replies
"Because you're a minger."