Hotness Killers
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most bartenders do, thats why they are only 1 degree away from becoming strippers.
morilla
(Feb 16 07, 09:51)Haha yea I’m learning that. I probably passed up a lot of potential whatevers taking the self-attested moral high ground (which is ridiculous since I basically have no morals).
A waitress a few weeks ago asked me if I was gay, to which I laughed and was like what the fuck are you talking about?
To which she said all I do is hit on her one friend every time I’m there but never ask her out or anything.
I explained my philosophy, and she kind of said it does suck to get hit on all the time, but not when it’s from good looking people.
The tip I left her for that ego boosting comment was pretty good.
On the back of the check I wrote, “Just because I flirt with your friend and not with you doesn’t make me gay it just makes you unattractive.”
I wish I wrote that, hhaah. But that would have been a lie.
I’m going there after work too!!!
Which I hate because most of the people I work with are kind of ball busters, haha.