designers don't wear design
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- flossyB0
i had this gay boss named dan a few years ago at my old dot-com. he sat in his cubicle all day and listened to dancing queen remixes on napster with somebig ass headphones. one three day weekend he returned with a rash around his mouth. he had it bad. the black girls in the mailroom told me it was from eating too much ass, but I tried not to think about it (big shirl, who told me, also coined the term dry-snitching, and threatened to jump one of the supervisors in the ladies room, but that's another story). anyway, one afternoon i needed to get dan's signature and caught him bent over under his desk with a small mirror and a tube of clear liquid. i saw the nastiest pocs glowing through a patchy goe-tee, one he had grown to camoflage the break-out, which he was applying ointment to. i asked him what he was doing. dan started shaking his head, and said, "flossy, you don't wanna know. you really don't wanna know."