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    Office "Buzz Words" for 2007

    1. blamestorming: A group process where participants analyze a failed project and look for scapegoats other than themselves.

    2. Death by Tweakage: When a product or project fails due to unnecessary tinkering or too many last-minute revisions.

    3. BMWs: Bitchers, Moaners and Whiners.

    4. clockroaches: Employees who spend most of their day watching the clock - instead of doing their jobs

    5. plutoed: To be unceremoniously dumped or relegated to a lower position without an adequate reason or explanation.

    6. prairie dogging: A modern office phenomenon. Occurs when workers simultaneously pop their heads up out of their cubicles to see what's going on.

    7. carbon-based error: Error caused by a human, not a computer (which we assume would be a silicon-based error).

    8. menoporsche: Male menopause. Symptoms include a sudden lack of energy, crankiness and the overpowering urge to buy a Porsche.

    9. adminisphere: The upper levels of management where big, impractical, and counterproductive decisions are made.

    10. deja poo: The feeling that you've stepped in this bullshit before.

    11. bobbleheading: The mass nod of agreement by participants in a meeting to comments made by the boss even though most have no idea what he/she just said.

    12. ringtone rage: The violent response by cube mates after hearing your annoying cell phone ringtone for the 15th time.

    13. muffin top: The unsightly roll of flesh that spills over the waist of a pair of too-tight jeans

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