I just...
I just...
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dead animal stories? will do.
in high school a buddy and i used to ride to school together and i was walking to his house a whole block away
along comes the school bus, i hear it behind me, in front of me, a squirrel standing on the curb looking all twitchy
well, you can see where this is going. as the bus rolls by the squirrel makes his move, he darts out in front of the bus to cross the road, hit by the passenger side front wheel, he doesn't look good so he darts back to the side of the road he came from, and boom, flattened by the driver side rear tire not 10 feet from me, as i continue walking by, all i could think was, "stupid squirrel, how do you get hit by the same bus twice?" his body still twitching in the road