Van Halen
Van Halen
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- TheBlueOne0
I'm waiting for onstage fisticuffs between Dave and Wolfgang to ensue..then as an irate Pappa Van Halen rushes to his son's aid, he slips and falls and losses his last two teeth on a stage monitor, leaving Uncle Alex to throw drum sticks at Dave's head to get him off of Wolfgang. Dave is hurt, but is OK as he now has NYC EMT training to safely remove the drumstick from his eye socket and enough residual THC in his blood stream to dull the pain.
Oh, and there will be midgets onstage at some point.