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last friday night (well, early saturday morning) i had a dream that i needed to go to the bathroom. i was at a strange house and for the life of me i couldn't get the lid of the toliet to stay up. fed up, i asked my wife to come in and hold the seat up. she came in an immediately sat down on the toilet, totally cutting in, forcing me to go to another bathroom. at this point i had to go really, really bad. i found another bathroom, lifted the lid and started to pee... IMMEDIATELY WAKING ME UP FROM MY DREAM! Yep. that's right. I pee'd in bed. Luckily it was very little and i instantly woke up and took myself to the actual bathroom to relieve myself. no i was not drunk in the least (had maybe 2 beers that night). Lucky thing too, because if I had been drunk I would have surely completely emptied my bladder in the bed.
I'm 32 years old.