Buffalo Hot Sauce
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True Story:
One day, a few years back after one of our usual summer softball games, we hit the old pub for some food and beer.
Well, we decide we want the wings, and someone complains that they never make them hot enough here. So, my good buddy says "Don't worry, I'll take care of that..."
So we place the order with the waitress, and as she's about to head back to the kitchen he calls her back and says, "Can you do me a favor?"
"Sure hon..."
"Can you tell the chef, and quote me exactly, that he is a pussy and he can't make the wings hot enough."
"Excuse me?"
"You heard me, you tell him that..."
"OK..."
My friend then says "Watch, the wings will come out, the chef will come out of the kitchen, walk to the bar, call the bartender over, and both of them will cross their arms and look at us."
Sure enough, wings come out, chef walks over to bartender, both cross arms look smug and wait for us to eat the wings.
Sad part is the chef really was a pussy and he really couldn't make them hot enough. We polished 'em off in about two minutes and asked for some more, but could they make them hotter.