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- k0na_an0k0
Haha. How about #268 and I'll owe you one.
Quite a few years ago I was working for a design studio in the suburbs. I was working in my office but I had my door open, my light on, and music playing. Everyone else in the office was either out to lunch or had their doors closed. Then at around 1 or so a woman walked into my doorway. She said "Hello, what ya doin'? Got any beer?" I’m like, "Um...no" and she turned around and walked back into the the office and around the corner.
I followed her and she then walked into the kitchen and rumaged through our fridge for a few minutes before I realized that she was not anyone any of us knew. I guess she was a little slow and just kinda crazy. She wouldn't tell me where she was from or how she got in the building. But apparantly our front door was open and she just came right in....then closed the front door behind her.
I finally got her out of the office where she then asked me to hit her. I’m not kidding. After saying “NO, are you fucking crazy!” she spit water all over me. That was when I figured it was time to basically, as nice as I could, throw her out the door. By the time the cops came she was long gone and I felt so friggin dirty from some crazy lady spitting water on me I called it a day, went home and took a 20 minute shower trying to get clean.
After that my boss put a huge sign on the door “DO NOT LEAVE THIS DOOR OPEN, CRAZY PEOPLE WILL STEAL OUR BEER”
It was the dot com era, you probably couldn’t say that now.