funny epitaphs
funny epitaphs
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Here lies
Johnny Yeast
Pardon me
For not rising.On the 22nd of June
- Jonathan Fiddle -
Went out of tune.Here lies Sharon Wood
Who was fatally burned
March 21, 1870
by the explosion of a lamp
filled with "R.E. Danforth's
Non-Explosive Burning Fluid"Born 1903--Died 1942
Looked up the elevator shaft to see if
the car was on the way down.
It was.