Weekend Plans
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Escorting my housemate to her AA meeting tonight, because some plumber from Brooklyn named Sal is harassing her. Last night he left a message on our machine where - inbetween crying profusely - he went on this tirade about wanting to stick a bell up the ass of the Salvation Army guy who stands in front of Macy's collecting donations. He wants to do this because his dead mother gave her entire inheritance to the Salvation Army and only left him with an Oriental Rug, which he pawned in Vegas for fifty dollars and two tickets to see Bette Midler three weeks later while on a coke bender with his ex Doris, and he doesn't like the smirk on the guy's face, assuming everyone employed by this charity knows his dirty little secret, and the bell-ringing is really just another way to mock him for an unproductive and uncivilized life.
After the meeting, after hearing all the stories about people ruining their lives with alcohol and drugs, and after clarifying that this dude needs to stop with the late night calls, I'm going to the Bow Bow, ready to begin a marathon of epic proportions, which will only conclude when I'm laying in a bathtub full of ice Sunday evening, sweating the tremens away, wondering how all of my NFL parlaits went belly up, yet again, while I wait for 60 Minutes to begin.
Or I may drop-kick JazX's scrawny ass and call immigration to come pick up his bride, Ajambo.