In the Oven

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  • mpfree0

    Here's a reason to never name your kid Cadence:

    I wish all the ladies were pies on a shelf
    and I was a baker I'd eat em all myself.

    I wish all the ladies were bricks in a pile
    and I was a mason I'd lay em all with style.

    I wish all the ladies were bells in a tower
    and I was a bell boy I'd bang em every hour.

    I wish all the ladies were holes in a road
    and I was a dump truck I'd fill em with my load.

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