Lynda
Out of context: Reply #32
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HI I SEE YOU'RE ONLINE! HI! HI! HI!
HELLO!
BONJOUR!* i dont even know how to respond to this
HELLO-O (THAT'S HELLO IN SPANISH!)!
ALOHA!* please I beg of you
* stop the insanityOkay.
GOT YA!
BOO YA!
OTHER YA SAYINGS YA!
HOO YA!
WHO YA!
BUM YA!
MUM ... MUMRAAAAAAAAAA!
MUM ..... RAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
AHHHHH! IT'S MUMRAAAAAA!
BY THE EYE OF THUNDERRA IT'S THAT MUNG MASTER MUMRAAAAA!
YOU THINK HE IS AN OLD GEYSER UNCAPABLE OF PALPABLE
PUNISHMENT ... YOU'RE WRONG!
EVER SEE HIM GO APE SHIT?
HE GOES APE SHIT!
SCREAMING LIKE A BANSHEE APE SHIT!"Hi, I'm Mumra I'm a mild mannered senior citizen
who uses my Driver's License to prove my age in a means to get
discounts at the movies."I HEARD HIM SAY THAT ONE TIME!
THEN HE WENT COMPLELETLY APE SHIT NUTSO ON THIS GUY
WHO TRIED TO CUT IN FRONT OF HIM IN LINE BECAUSE HE LEFT HIS BABY IN
THE CAR UNATTENDED!THE GUY WAS JUST SCREAMING, ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI!!!
MUMRA FUCKING MERKED HIM RIGHT THERE!
"MUMRAAAAAAAAAA!"* listen
* honestly
* this is even too crazy for jer himselfMAN WHEN I HEARD THAT, I KNEW IT WAS GAME TIME AND
GAME OVER FOR THAT GUY!* honestly
* no idea
* this is just pure insanity
* my head hurts from this convoI ASKED MUMRA WHEN HE WAS FINISHED IF HE WAS GOING
TO MUNG THE GUY, THE FAMOUS MUMRA MUNGING THAT HE IS SO FAMOUS FOR!
HE SMILED AT ME AND WENT "MUMMMRAAAAA!"
SLAMMED THE GUY ON A SLUSHIE MACHINE CAUSING HIS
BODY CAVITY TO BE FILLED WITH EVERY FLAVOR SLUSHIE FILLED FROM BY HIS
ANUS HOLE!WENT TO THE CAR, GRABBED THE BABY, THREW THE BABY
... I SWEAR IT HAD TO BE 400 OR 500 FEET STRAIGHT UP IN THE AIR!
PUCKERED UP HIS MOUTH ON THAT GUY'S BUM AND
BOOOOOOOM! THAT BABY FUCKING DIED ON IMPACT HITTING THAT SLUSHIE
FILLED STOMACH!FIRST TIME I EVER SAW THAT IN MY LIFE!
FUCKING MUMRA MAN!
WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT?
WHO WILL HE DO NEXT?!
HAHA .... DO DO ... DOO DOO!* Auto response: I've been forced off IM by pure insanity
FUCKING MUMRA MAN!
WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT?I HEARD MUMRA'S MOTHER ONCE TOLD HIM TO COME IN WHEN
THE STREET LIGHTS CAME ON ... HE KILLED HER.
NO ONE TELLS MUMRA WHAT TO DO!
NOT EVEN HIS MOTHER!
HIS FATHER CAME HOME FROM THE MILL SEEING HIS DEAD
MUMMIFIED MUNGED WIFE ON THE KITCHEN TABLE ... WENT ... OHHHH MUMRA!
WHAT AM I EVER GOING TO DO WITH YOU!
HE SAID IT JOKINGLY! AND MUMRA FUCKING KNOCKED HIS
HEAD CLEAN OFF WITH A LOOGEY HE SPIT AT HIM!
THAT'S HOW FUCKING GULLEY HE IS!
HIS LOOGIES ARE LIKE FUCKING TANKS!
SO THERE IS MUMRA, DEAD POP AND DEAD MA ... BUT HE
NOTICES SOMETHING ... A FETUS IN HIS MOTHER, LITTLE BROTHER MUMRA!
NOW I ASK YOU WHAT DO YOU THINK HE DOES NEXT?
DOES HE A. TAKE THE LITTLE BROTHER MUMRA UNDER HIS
WING AND SHOWS HIM THE WAYS OF THE WORLD IN A LOVING NURTIRING WAY?
OR B. DIPS LITTLE BROTHER MUMRA IN PLATINUM AND
ROCKS HIM AS HIS PENDANT ON HIS FUCKING PLATINUM CHAIN?
IF YOU SAID A ... YOU SURE DON'T KNOW MUMRA!
IT'S B THE ANSWER IS B.
THIS OTHER TIME I WAS OUT TO EAT WITH SOME FRIENDS,
I SEE MUMRA WITH SOME HOTTIE AT HIS V.I.P. TABLE.
FUCKING NEWBIE WAITER SAID THAT WAS A NICE CHAIN ...
MUMRA FUCKING RIPPED HIS ARMS OUT OF HIS SOCKETS AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT
OF HIM WITH HIS OWN ARMS.
THEN TURNED TO HIS BITCH AND PUKED ON HER!
YOU NEVER FUCKING KNOW WHAT HE IS GOING TO DO!Alright, I have a 4 O'Clock conference call I have to take, I'll talk to you later gator.