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- kidswift-0
The real reason is so much lamer....but here goes anyway.. If you shit breaks (oh how unlikely with bullett proof macs as i was told some years ago) and you don't have there, arse raping apple care insurance. Then you have the distinct pleasure of getting up before sunrise and waiting outside the pearly gates of the apple shop. Much like some lame arsed version of Charlie bucket with his golden ticket or in this case a fucked mac and no chance of swimming in a chocolate river. You wait and wait for the the little oopa loompas or in this case for the oh so cool nerds to unlock the pearly gates of apple, to then take your name on a first come first served basis. For the utmost priveledge to be choosen to see them at the genius bar, for a full unhurried 5 minutes of their time. For them to assertain that yes indeed your mac is fucked and yes its gonna be 10 days till we get it back... how I remember walking past and laughing at all the sad plebs in line at dawn only to go home that night and have my own mac blow up and find myself in that very que the next day....oh what funny old cruel world!