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cleaning my room tonight, it dawned on me that my little drug box has the oddest contents right now of any little drug box in the history of my drug-box years.
contents:
*a tenner's worth of skunk trimmings that my dealer didn't see fit to accept payment for
*half a gram of parisian ketamine
*two pills (which i believe to be viagra; they only say 'pfizer' but i had a pal who worked for viagra back in the early oughts and he was sacked for producing and distributing t-shirts emblazoned with the pfizer logo and an altered tagline: keeping america hard. so i reckon they're viagra.)
*my first ought plugs, made of bone
*porcupine quill earrings from peru
*jade beads from china
*enamel earrings from singapore
and
*the ashes of my cat (not the entirety of them, of course, but it is the ceremonial box that she was delivered to us in, from which we sprinkled her ashes into the gulley by the honeysuckle trees in our backyard, so there's some residue.i'm nearly thirty.
this can't be normal.