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  • kidswift-0

    Most embarrassing and or parental worry inducing stunts i did as as kid under 10

    1. Set a public gardens on fire in the height of a NZ summer total fire ban....this was accidental as I was actaully trying to scare tourists by catapulting fireworks at them with my slingshot and didn't quite get it far enough.

    2. Me and friend pissed in a cup in his treehouse as we didnt want to get down.. as he climbed down he warned me ot to tip it over him...... I will never forget his mums face as she picked him up..

    3. While doing my latest school project infront of an old bar heater the phone rings in the kitchen, mum gets up to answer it and says ks don't go putting those scissors (surgical steal) into the heater...seconds later a blue spark forms between the heater and the scissors in my hand... i swear i flew back about 2mtrs with a massive yelp... the worst thing was i couldn't cry or tell mum or i would of got into so much trouble. Very hard to do when your only six.

    4. At the age of 8 three families got together to celebrate guy fawkes i get all the little kids to steal as many fireworks as possible i then pour out all the contents into a massive glad wrap tube and make our own firework.. we took it out onto the street thank fuck we had the sense to drop it into a manhole... fuckin explosion blew the lid off the manhole about 10 metres down the road.

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